And now, the Top 10 Joys of Married Life!

You've been anxiously awaiting this list. On pins and needles, aren't you? We've waited until we're sure there were at least ten joys in married life, and we're happy to report, there are many more than ten! But in the interest of brevity, here's what we've agreed on. Completely subjective, mind you...anyway, here goes.

10. Double-dipping. 

You knew it was coming, after reading our honeymoon double-dipping adventures. Honeymooners can be so sappy, can't they? Of course, the joy of double-dipping can only be fulfilled if your mate signs off on the practice. But c'mon, you're folding his underwear and sharing her toothpaste, for pete's sake. Live a little! Even if you've been married for 20 years, and you haven't caught on to double-dipping yet, we encourage you to give it a try. It is oh-so-liberating to break a rule with your one and only.

9. Someone to hold your hand in church (or anywhere else) when you're getting emotional.

Have you ever had a complete breakdown, with tears galore, just because you heard a heartfelt song on the radio? Yes, you too, guys. At least when no one else was in the car. Well, the good news about marriage is that because you make yourself so vulnerable to your partner, he or she is OK with your emotional reactions. In fact, your other half may even anticipate your meltdown. Seriously. And what greater comfort than a hug or hand-holding when your heart is so to-the-touch tender. Trust me on this one, I know! (And even David has had his "dust in the eyes" moments, as he describes them.)

Sorry to keep you in suspense...but not really. Numbers 1-8 to follow soon. Come back regularly. And post often on your own "joys!"