Monday, November 20, 2006

A touch of comic relief

Worst quote Suzie's ever heard on a date:
"I deserve to be remarried because God wants me to be happy...and he says to be fruitful and multiply." :)

My two-year-old niece's comment after seeing a large Santa decoration:
"Jesus!" Hmmm...Father Christmas, the Father of all living things...looks like she needs a bit more Sunday School.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My worst ever was actually the next day after the date on my answering machine.

This is near verbatim:

"I appreciate at you taking the time to go to the hockey game with me. I wanted to inform you that at this time I won't be accepting any more date offers. I wish you luck in your future dating opportunities."

At first I wasn't sure if that was my last date, or last job interview. :)